- 1880s ethlist - someone who mostly prefers the classic ages due to their non-cringeworthy style
- Adoptish - somebody adopted by Ember for their close bond
- Answer-worthy-matureish - a person fit for answering things
- Artoficial - a person who has no sense in reality, and no life in them
- Brightness - responsive and fundamental
- British - people who are fancy, naive, and polite; are not supposed to act colorful and wacky; they act inaccurate
- Britishist - people who put things in quotation marks
- Būbs - needs no explanation
- Buggy - a bit native to folky reds
- Californian 3rd Grader - people who use emotes randomly
- Canadian 1st Grader - people who do not act traditional, and do not capitalize words
- Canadian 8th Grader - someone who does not restrict others from liking Touhou; does not act like a Texanian teacher
- Chanceful - someone who gives good shows a chance
- College Tanian - someone who is tan and feels like a homie in true american pride
- Companistics - using physical movements on someone as a form of relationship
- Dictator - a person who doesn't do exactly what Ember wants
- Embermas - a holiday celebrated (only by admins) on December 25th
- Engage - have a relationship; everyone is engaged to Wikia without logging out
- Englandian - people from England; they eat sugary food, act like they are dumb, and usually are wimps yet handsome; often cheat on each other
- Female Mental Alaskian - people who like gothic wintery culture, and like cold blooded cool wolves
- Finnish - people who are folk cool people/folk youngsters
- Folk - western and tender
- Folky Reds - Canadians
- Girlian - boys who act like girls, essentially reverse-tomboys
- Hard - rude to others and strong against naggy teachers
- Haywire 6th Grader - someone who is not even close to being mature
- Highschool Prodigy - someone who knows advanced coding before they are 18
- Holy Businessman - a person who is a member of the VSTF
- Hothead - cool dudeish savage
- Ignorant - a person who doesn't like things that Ember loves
- Inter-status - status updates on your internet life
- Israelian - someone who lives in a dirty country filled with folk horizons
- Laziandian - someone who never changes their avvie
- Logos - something scary
- Minnesotish - people who act cool and smooth
- Mobile Religion - a religion where people celebrate Merry Walrus, but not New Year's
- Muffin - a general insult, adjectives can be added depending on the situation (e.g. dumb muffin, deaf muffin)
- Nontypineer - someone who does not know how to type by singing themselves
- Oxygrammar - a person who says incorrect words as enjoyment
- Playism Technique - what constitutes as roleplaying; kissing and romance are not included in this scope, violence and war is
- Polish - people who do not know secret UK stuff
- Ricish - people from Costa Rica, are normally tan and festive; are very unattractive, and are too bossy; need more ecofriendly bathing systems; pink lipstick makes them look heavenly and attractive
- Ricish Swashbuckler - someone who hates 18+ stuff, and instead prefers 13+ stuff
- Sleekish - someone who is cold and stern towards others; those sleekish enough are removed from Ember's socialier fame
- Smooth - tender and random at the same time
- test - when someone has not talked in 11.4 seconds
- Texanian - someone who acts western and innocent, but not cool; are also hip cowboys
- Texanian Teacher - someone who restricts others from liking Touhou; does not act like a Canadian 8th grader
- Thiny - someone who works hard, judging by their intestine size logic
- Thoughts - an opinion on something, usually something you know nothing about; only "questionists" are allowed to ask for thoughts
- Yorkish - people who are too modern and hip
Logics
- Acting Logic - the logic that discerns that setting people on fire means you are roleplaying
- Admin Logic - the logic that discerns that inactive admins are not bright
- Beauty Logic -
- Fact Logic - the logic that discerns that every user gets followed by the twitter
- Humanity Logic -
- Intestine Size Logic - the logic that discerns that those who work hard are thiny
- Mind Logic - the logic that discerns whether someone likes anime or not
- Moving Logic - the logic that discerns if someone understands the reasoning behind delaying features
- Nature Logic
- Time Logic - the logic that discerns that only Englandians go to bed
- Word Formation Logic - the logic that discerns that proper text should be written left-to-right; otherwise, it is backwards and weird
Unnamed logics
- logic that discerns that life is both amazing and awful sometimes